Long Line Tee Shirts.
Black and Grey.
They’ve got layers mate. Enigmatic bastards.
In the world of gastronomy, they put onions in everything.
Risotto, stews, gravies, pies, trifles.
That means they are absolutely bostin.
You want to be like the onion?
Get your layers on son.
Wear this under stuff just to show what an absolute donny you are.
Or wear it on its own. I’m not your mum mate. Christ.
Say I said hello though innit.